Jack's Lament

crystal_pho3nix @ 2009-11-11T15:31:00

2009-11-11T20:32:03Z

"There is nothing to feat, but fear itself"

Using this quote and my own personal belief systems [epistomologies] I have ascertained [come tot he conclusion that] the master of fear is only one entity. Fear itself. Literally speaking fear is it's own master. Figuratively speaking once you become aware that fear is a slave only to it selfm you can break away from irrational fears [phobias] and become a more hopeful person.

I am 22 as I write this, but I feel like much older as even those lovely online quizzes commonly titled as phrased as "What is your mental Age" usually tell me. Quoting the title of one of my motto songs "Only Human" by Jason Mraz. makes me feel significant in the most unique way. Thinking of the way he used so many metaphors to convey what he does state in the title, is something a single song before has never done, to my current recollection, in one sitting.

Writer's Block: Come here often?

2009-10-17T09:03:38Z

What's the best pick-up line you ever heard (or tried)? What's the worst? If you're instantly attracted to someone, will a stupid pick-up line dampen your interest?

Submitted By downfall35

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For some reason, I find these questions silly, maybe it's because I don;t have writer's block" But I have found all cheesy lines along the borders of idiotic and mundane. If you need a pick-up line, please step to the back of the 'line' please just be genuine. Interest me with yourself not a canned idiomatic phrase from a societal normative.

It was awesome.

2009-05-15T16:04:35Z

Whew. OMG! Wow. I feel pretty darn awesome right now. I finally, finally had a chance to chill with someone that I had been trying to chill with for what would about to about two years now. Things were an hour delayed. Overall, tonight we spent about an hour and ten minutes together. I had offered to give him a back massage previously, so of course I kept my promise. We talked for a while before I got into giving him the massage, and before we got to the house we also had time to talk and get to catch-up a bit with one another's personal lives. After a while, of massaging him,he seemed to definitely be enjoying what I was doing, so I kept at it, he said I was pretty good at it. I smiled. I asked to see his front side, and well thing s went from there., I guess to keep things PG, he enjoyed every last thing that I did to him with my tongue, well expect for that brief moment I sucked his tongue a bit too farm into my mouth. Little too much tugging.

Next time around I do hope we get to chat more. I wouldn't mind giving him another back massage, I think I like him even more now. He's a pretty decent guy. As we parted for the night, he said he would be around for the summer, and we agreed that we should hang again. I really, really enjoyed my time with him. His personality, his lips, his smile, his smell, his taste. Alright. I'll stoop there before I go to far.Oh I did find a few places that he was ticklish. That's always a fun time.

Seriously?!

2009-05-15T15:52:25Z

Wow. I use the words idiot and dumb fuck sparingly, but Eric and his girlfriend just about earned those titles. His girlfriend seemed intelligent and civil when I first met her, but just now overhearing her conversation with Eric slightly in which they were attempting to come up with rude, creative, "funny" names for something, one of which was creepy-weirdo. I'll chock that ignorance up to lack of experience. Currently, I cannot wait to just randomly start talking in Spanish around the house. Thus far, I have only done so in my room for the most part,. and I have also listened to music in Spanish, such as the styling of Juanes and Sin Banderas. I suppose if I catch Eric outside of his room saying something stupid, I should talk with him about it since he seems like he could be lacking in the area of subtlety.

Another one down

2009-05-15T15:47:17Z

I have now met another one of my house mates with the name of Chris. In total, there's myself Chris, and Eric on the second floor and John, nicknamed Creeps, living in the basement, as well as so far two other unknowns living on the first floor. Out of all the guys I have met that live int he house so far Chris seems to be the most leveled headed out of the bunch. News outside the events of the house of shenanigans, I called Ricky today and found out he knows Spanish. I totally had not even thought about asking if he knew another language other than English, but now that I think about it his accent totally makes sense now, duh. Sad note, he doesn't like talking to people in Spanish if he knows that they know English. He would rather have them only talk to him in English. I did already tell him that I will randomly talk in Spanish. Well, I will just have to see how that all goes, right?

Church

2009-05-15T15:39:10Z

I went for a walk today. I had forgotten how many of the streets discontinue as one goes from Harrison to Hagadorn. It was an enjoyable walk, but it did make me wonder if a walk to church each Sunday would really take me 45 minutes. I would be surprised to find out how many people would remember my name without my name tag. I think I may remove my name tag for a time to see if anyone is able to recall correctly. I am very tempted to see about getting a ride back to my place. Church was alright I filled out a form to be contacted about teaching Sunday School for the younger children high school, kindergarten, etc.

Move-Out & Move-In

2009-05-12T19:15:52Z

Nick's pretty awesome. I do hope that he learns to distinguish my voice from his other friend Trevor's though. He didn't except the $10.00 I offered for gas, his reasoning being that he gave me such a hard time yesterday with the whole name mix-up. Moving in now I recognize that I have probably brought too much stuff. The room looks to be about the size of my dorm room in McDonel. Well actually possibly a bit smaller in fact. I have met one house mate thus far, and seen one another guy; didn't have a chance to say hello or anything really since I was still in the process of moving my things into the room with Nick's help. Sitting here bored kind of makes me consider going out to find a random party, which is something I have never done.

Interaction

2009-05-08T02:51:24Z

Not sure if this is bitter frustration, but I feel as if I'm a toy or tool at times with my interactions with others. It is totally possible that I'm over analyzing the situation and maybe jumping to conclusions on the negative plane. Having fun with someone can be one thing, but then wanting more and feeling as if you might only be a toy in the box or a pit stop feels a bit wrong. Overall, I had a totally other direction to take this post but as soon as I started to type it went down this downtrodden pity, woeful path.

Lawsuits

2008-09-26T03:00:17Z

I have really tired to hold back on the discrimination that I've faced while going to school, but sometimes things just come to a head. There's comes a time when we have to break ties, and stand up for our own rights as individuals.

TBFL

ASL

2008-09-26T02:26:18Z

I feel as if learning sign language has been one of the greatest gifts the world has ever given to me. I can remember having the desire to learn more about it from the age of 7 if not even younger. I would sit in my pre-school, and kindergarden classes rooms, even in Sunday school. as other children were playing with blocks, dolls, and trucks my eyes would glance over to the ever-so-recognizable ASL alphabet poster many of use= may have seen growing up. I would look at it and tell myself and even others around me, I want to learn how to do that. At times, I can recall standing there in front of the poster hunched over and squinting at the pink pudgy alphabet on the laminated advert, trying to mold my hands into those succinct shapes.

I may take some time to edit this entry later, but I really am grateful that I was able to begin learning such an artful and expressive language. I really do dislike misconceptions, being misunderstood, and overall being misconstrued;. I suppose living in the world today is just full of surprises, challenges and difficulties. If we want change we must look in the mirror first before the window.

"Be the change in the world you want to see."

Caio,
Senor T.

Revelations

2008-06-29T16:24:26Z

Wow. I'm not sure what it is that going to a party once a year with friends does, but the day after when I wake up after sleeping for only two hours, I have such profound epiphanies. Thinking over my social life I guess being the rarity that I am a non-drinking, non-smoking male on campus, I don't frequent the same scenes as others. So I have a smaller base of individuals in which to interact. Considering interactions that I do have I am a bit recluse, and I shy away from conversation always being more on the listening end of conversations, and various side conversations at parties and social gathers if in fact I am even apt enough to be in any conversation.

Having such a small base of friends, one or two best friends maximum I surmise, it sometimes leaves me feeling a bit empty. Left on the outskirts of the social strata periphery. I can still remember back to that essay for the MEAP test in 6th grade I believe it was. We were to write an essay talking about what we feel friendship is. I had such a trying time when attempting to put words on a piece of paper to complete that assignment, and to this day I still have questions and uncertainties about what the word friendship actually means. It is an intangible aspect of life for me as well as relationships in general I suppose.

My romantic relationship status is stagnant, null and void, and as actually never existed. Having such a small friend base, feeling awkward is various social situations, and under all circumstances considered not being the most confident in the bunch, I have yet to walk into a romantic type of relationship. This brings me to the present, if I can accurately access it as thus. Hmm, here and now feels more appropriate. Seeing what fractions of love and relationships I do see, have given me the understanding that I do have as a human being today. My mother never being married to my father, and his near complete absence from my life as well as the lives of my two younger brothers has left me considering whether there is a void in my romantic and social upbringing.

As far back as kindergarten, I can remember only having a sparse number of friends within my "inner circle," that could be counted upon one hand. On our city block there was only one family with a child around my age. Having such small and limited social interactions when I was a child may have in fact over the summations of years I have been alive on this planet compiled within me certain areas where I lack understanding of etiquette.

I suppose a silver lining in the conundrum, that I currently face is that I am becoming more aware of my social self, and my feelings as an individual by speaking with others, and hearing other's thoughts on situations such as love, lust, and the overall mainstream review on sexuality minorities within out society. I love a person for being who they are. A spiritual connection or resonance with someone is needed more than the physical realm or emotional realm of things. Yes, the physical and the emotional can have some effect on the resonance or spiritual attraction one has for another, it is without question that a friendship and things that may progress beyond that point, have to contain a certain amount of spiritual resonance for the functionality if the bond shared between two or more people. As far as relationships go, for me I care much more for the personality, and aura of an individual than their outer shell. A person is a person, yes I am attracted to members of the same sex substantially more than the opposite, but if there is a connection, a bond, an attraction beyond physical bounds, I will make way to pursue that affiliation.

Enjoying the tangible aesthetics of someone and having your body chemistry react cannot compare to the sense of fulfillment and wholeness that a true connection between two people of like-minded spirits can yield. That being said regardless of the chemical and physical reactions that my person may have for another, I would date, engage, and marry any person that satisfied the paramount yearning for stimulation of the mind, body and soul.

With that I pause this composition of thought and self discovery.

Fall Performances Oct. & Nov.

2007-10-18T17:08:42Z

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Spartan Idol Auditions
Oct. 24th & 25th
6-8pm
MSU Union

The Search Begins For MSU’s Next Spartan Idol! Spartan Idol Auditions are October 24 & 25, 6–8 pm, Lake Superior Room, MSU Union. Come prepared to sing 60 seconds a cappella. Must be available for actual event Nov. 10 & 11. Top prize $500 Visa Gift Card!
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NOVEMBER
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McDonel Talent Show
Nov. 10th
McDonel KIVA

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MSU Project DragWay
Wed, Nov. 14th
Evening (7ish?)
Phillips Basement

Proceeds will be going the Lansing Area AIDS Network

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Whiteboard Commetns

2007-09-24T05:56:14Z

Flying with Wings

2007-09-19T10:36:05Z

I was told I've been floating.

But now I'm sinking.

With help I can fly.

Disability is not a negative aspect of life.

Disability is a term used to emphasize the ever growing "spectrum" of normalcy within society.

Understanding what cause the descent is the key.

To unlock my wings so that I can fly free.

To soar among the clouds is where I long to be.

To understand the relationship between ability and achievement is paramount.

It matters little how a person works to achieve a goal, more so the journey...

TBC (to be completed) at a later date
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Self-Motivation & Improvement

2007-09-18T05:41:23Z

As human beings, as organisms, as individual entities. We were created to evolve and transform ourselves and the world around us through the processes of introspection, evolution, observation, calculation, assessment and execution.

I feel that I need to implore those tactics, in addition to setting some reasonable goals for myself.

One cannot save he world alone. As much as I may want to do so by my own means sin merit. Many hands make light work is proverb that rings so true in society throughout the ages. The necessities of change and transition are most evident in society when pointless wars erupt. Sound familiar?

Goals:

1. 3.5 GPA
2. Founding an American Sign Language Club
3. Restarting an LBGT Publication
4. Driver's License
5. Apply for OCAT Program
6. Apply for Mentor Program
7. Find employment by Spring Semester
8. Set Spring Schedule
9. Attempt to map out next college year

*Social & Mental stability for he duration of the academic school year*

Kinsey Scales

2007-09-09T19:03:00Z

You scored as KINSEY four, FOUR: kick down that closet door, but go ahead and have heterosexual sex while ya do it

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KINSEY four

75%

KINSEY five

63%

KINSEY three

63%

KINSEY one

56%

KINSEY six

56%

KINSEY two

38%

KINSEY zero

KINSEY TEST
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Symbols

2007-07-10T06:55:43Z

Stereotypical Breaskfast?

2007-02-27T14:25:13Z

Breakfast 2/27/07

Shaw Hall 9:00am

Tray Content:
Waffle w/ stawberries
Orange/Apple Juice 8 oz
Rice Milk 8 fl oz
Pineapple 1/4 cup
Peaches 1/4 cup
Silverware, et al.

Attire:
Yellow wrinkle-free shirt, Monopoly pj's Best Buy Pride Wrist Band, Green Ear Plugs, Sun glasses, umbrella (best cane ever!)

RIce Milk
Cal. 30
Tot Fat 2.5g
Sod 105mg
Tot Carbs
Sugar 5g
Protein 1g

Vit's:
A: 10%
Calc 30%
D 25%
B12 25%
Iron 2%
Phos. 15%

I love Rice Milk! :)

Meal Commentary:

"Any comments cards?"
"No we're out; I don't know where they are, sorry." ~Auburn-haired, female student supervisor
"It's alright"

"Next time he asks for a comment card tell Carolyn" ~Some random cafe dude

"Don't sit by that gut something's worng with him." ~One random female student to another.

"He just took a picture with a camera"
"Why does he have a camera?"
"So, what I should ask to take his camera?" ~Auburn-haired, female student supervisor

After meal commentary:

"He took a video with a camera." ~Hispanic, maintenance worker

Seen 76 movies from those listed

2007-02-06T06:03:32Z

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 240 movies on this list. Copy this list mail, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!

I've seen 76 of the following movies:

() Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
() Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
() Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
() Airplane
Total: 3

() The Princess Bride
() AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Labyrinth
(x) Saw
( ) Saw II
() White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
() 50 First Dates
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 5

() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
() Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
() American Pie
() American Pie 2
() American Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
( ) american pie the naked mile
Total so far: 6

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village [this was horrible]
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 12

(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
() Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
() Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
() Robots
Total so far: 16

() Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snickt: A Series Of Unfortunate Events [I still want to see this]
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed [I have now, been kissed that is]
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
() KING KONG
Total so far: 20

() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
() Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 22

() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
(x) Howl's Moving Castle [I hated the ending]
Total so far: 23

() The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
() Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
() The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 29

(x) Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
() Ocean's Eleven
() Ocean's Twelve
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
() Bedazzled
() Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 30

(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x ) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 35

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
() Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
() The Terminator 2
() The Terminator 3
Total so far: 39

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
() Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
() Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
() Cruel Intentions
() Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 46

(x) Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
() The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
() The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 47

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
() Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
() Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
() Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 50

() Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
() Elf
() Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
( ) Three
Total so Far: 61

() The Jacket
() Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
() Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 63

() High Tension
() Club Dread
() Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
() Hook
(x ) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() 28 days later
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
()Waterworld
Total so far: 64

(x) Kill Bill vol 1 [My mother made me watch it]
() Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 65

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 71

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal

Total: 76

Callous & Uncaring Supervisors

2007-01-20T15:44:24Z

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"Why is he here?! he's not working today" -Mike, Student Sup.

Disbility

2007-01-20T15:42:24Z

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1-17-07 (Lunch)
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"Hi, I need to walk over to the West side"
"You cant do that you have to go around the building"
"I would but I don;t want to slip on any ice outside"
"Well, you can go down the steps, and throguh the basement"
"Okay, I'm not feeling too well [lifts umbrella used as a cane]. . .if I

fall"
[I walk out hobbling on umbrella and head down the stairs
[on radio]] "Yes, a student was just here he is not walking very well,

and had asked to walk through the cafeteria."

Shaw Cafeteria Comments

2007-01-20T15:29:13Z

Shaw Hall Cafeteria Comments
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1-20-07 (Breakfast)
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"Why is he here, he's not working today" -Mike, Student Sup.

"I think he might be acting, he was walking just fine, just a little

slower. . .wouldn't mean he had back pain. . .anyone can fake that. . . I

think he may need to find another job." -Caitlan (Manager)

Crucial Information

2007-01-13T04:41:17Z

This is a refresher course in Crucial Safety Be sure to send it to others...it just may save a life!
Letha

Because of recent abductions
in daylight hours,refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,
everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.

1.
The elbow
is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it,
do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide
in New Orleans.
If a robber asks
for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
Toss it away from you....
chances are
that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse
than you,
and he will go
for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown
into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights
and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you,
but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency
to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc.,
and just sit (doing their checkbook,
or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator
will be watching you,
and this is the perfect opportunity
for him to get in
on the passenger side,
put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

a. If someone
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything,
wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is
in the back seat
they will get the worst of it.
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them
find your body
in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:

A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor,
and in the back seat

B..) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting
to get into their cars.

C..) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side
of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.
If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work,
and get a guard/policeman
to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS
take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places
to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you
(a running target)
4 in 100 times;
And even then,
it most likely
WILL NOT
be a vital organ.
RUN,
Preferably !
in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As wo men,
we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP.
It may get you raped,
or killed.
Ted Bundy,
the serial killer,
was a good-looking,
well educated man,
who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies
of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,
or a limp,
and often asked
"for help"
into his vehicle
or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.

************* Here it is *******
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me
that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch
the night before last,
and she called the police
because it was late
and she thought it was weird.
The police told her
"Whatever you do,
DO NOT
open the door."

The lady
then said that
it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window,
and she was worried
that it would crawl
to the street
and get run over.
The policeman said,
"We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do,
DO NOT open the door."
He told her that they think
a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded
and uses it to coax
women out of their homes
thinking that someone
dropped off a baby
He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls
by women saying that
they hear baby's cries
outside their doors
when they're home alone
at night.

Please pass this on and
DO NOT
open the door
for a crying baby ----
This
e-mail should probably
be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby theory
was mentioned on
America's Most Wanted
this past Saturday
when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana.

I'd like you
to forward this
to all the women you know.
It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed
by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys,
if you love your mothers,
wives,
sisters,
daughters, etc.,
you may want to
pass it onto them, as well.

Send this
to any woman you know
that may need
to be reminded
that the world we live in
has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe
than sorry.

Dating Profile

2006-12-14T04:51:44Z

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.

Your date match profile:

Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw him out of his shell and get to know what he is all about.
Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Big-Hearted
3. Adventurous
4. Sensual
5. Intellectual
6. Practical
7. Outgoing
8. Wealthy/Ambitious
9. Romantic
10. Religious

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Shy
2. Intellectual
3. Adventurous
4. Conservative
5. Religious
6. Practical
7. Big-Hearted
8. Athletic
9. Wealthy/Ambitious
10. Traditional

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Survival?

2006-08-15T05:34:02Z

The "Doctor"
You scored 40 Strength, 62 Intelligance, 78 Morality, and 54 Survival Rate!

You're intelligent and you care about the well-being of your fellow man. Maybe to a fault. You're just bearly keeping yourself together. Regardless, everyone is glad to have you around. Just make sure you look out for number one once in a while.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 6% on Strength
You scored higher than 23% on Guile
You scored higher than 97% on Morality
You scored higher than 3% on Survival Rate

Link: The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test written by Blair-bot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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